Why Unicorn Drinks


So I have a question for you. Have you either wondered “Why Unicorn Drinks?” Ok, so many you have never thought about it but I bet you are now. It is not easy being different.


Now that I have your attention, here are some of the reasons why Unicorn drinks.

Even the blind chick thought he was ugly/He was born on the same day as the popular kid/He is going bald/He thought it was cupid, She thought it was vodka/His wife doesn’t care that he is allergic to cats/People think he is a carnival game/He thought it was the only way to top the country music charts.

These are some of the nice and clean reasons. There are many other reasons but they are either real dirty (like Beavis and Butthead or The Family Guy dirty) or politically incorrect. So if you get offended very easy or are a delicate flower then this book is not for you. However, if sarcasm is your first language along with English and you have no problems laughing at dirty and corny jokes then this book is absolutely for you. Pick up a copy today or you will not know all the reasons why Unicorn drinks.

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