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The Rabbit Who Wants to Go to Harvard

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The Rabbit Who Wants to Go to Harvard: A New Way of Getting Children to Stop Sleeping and Start Achieving This hilarious parody for fans of Go the F**k to Sleep and Goodnight iPad spoofs the bestselling sleep-aid picture book The Rabbit Who Wants to Fall Asleep. If you loved (or hated) that book, then The Rabbit Who Wants to Go to Harvard is for you! It satirizes helicopter parents and gives parents of small children a window into what's ahead--college admissions! You can never start too early. An irresistible gift for parents who have a sense of humor. Do you struggle with getting your child to bend to your will? Join parents all over the world who have embraced this groundbreaking book as their new nightly routine. In this parody of The Rabbit Who Wants to Fall Asleep , Ronald and Mommy Rabbit get help from Adderall Aardvark, Kollege Koach Kitty, and Admission Officer Owl, who know just how to stop all that incessant sleeping and get into Harvard, now . This lovingly pa...

Make Me a Match

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I want to thank J. Kaye from J. Kaye's Book Blog for letting me read this book. Mrs. Holquist has been a favorite author of mine. All Cecelia Burns needed to do was shop for her wedding dress and make sure she had the perfect wedding but no instead she ends up dealing with a sister she hasn’t seen in a long time and for good reasons. Even though Cecelia and Amy come from a gypsy family, only Amy dresses, acts and claims to be able to tell people their true love’s name unlike Cecelia who wants to live a normal stress-free live. Amy tells Cecelia that she is making a mistake as her true love is named Finn Concord. Cecelia doesn’t believe Amy and decides to ignore Amy but it’s a little hard to do that when your sister tells you that your true love is about to die. Being a medical doctor, Cecelia would feel bad if she didn’t warn Finn that he was about to die even if she has no intensions to be with him. Cecelia has the perfect plan…it’s foolproof. Cecelia will drop off an anonymous n...

Hungry for More?

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Chef James LaChance is the owner of Les Fleurs, two-star French restaurant. James is desperately in need of some help. One of his best servers is gone. What James didn't know is that her name would be Amy. Amy Burns has lost something. She goes in search for it and ends up at the doorstep of Jame's restaurant. Amy is a gypsy, who has a magical gift. She can name anyone's true love. As long as Amy doesn't fall in love then her gift will never go away. That's easier said then done. From the moment James laid eyes on Amy, she was already inspiring new dishes for his restaurant. If having Amy around can be an inspiration....just imagine what kissing her can do! James LaChance has got to be one of the most good looking chefs around. He can cook both in and out of the kitchen. Then there is Amy, who doesn't need her gypsy powers to tempt and tease James. Plus some of the quirky things she does made me laugh. James and Amy make the best couple. I mean come on didn'...