Dating the Undead + Giveaway
Title: Dating the Undead
WOMAN SEEKING
VAMPIRE:
Silver Harris is over clingy men—maybe men altogether. But when
she shares a toe-curling kiss with a sexy Irish vampire on New Year's Eve, she
wonders if maybe it's human men she's fed up with. Silver turns to the popular
vampire dating site, V-Date, only to discover that vampire men are just as
unimpressive as their mortal counterparts. And her mysterious hottie? He’s
nowhere to be found.
Can’t a girl catch a break?
Logan Byrne can't get that sassy redhead—or that kiss!—out of his
head. When his boss assigns him to spy on V-Date, he meets Silver again. Turns
out, the police are recruiting humans to snitch on vampires through the dating
site. As the snark and sparks fly, feelings between Silver and Logan
deepen. But, when old demons resurface—literally—Logan isn't sure he can shield
either of them from the dangers that have been lying in wait for centuries.
My Review
The idea that there is a dating site where vampires are the clients is what made me want to check this book out. I found this book to be a fun read. Although, I was hoping for more of a comedy. Yet, despite not getting that result, I did find this book to be an easy and fast read. Silver and Logan do share chemistry. However, I would not call it sizzling but more like hot. Luckily, the two of them were fun to be around as there was not much happening in the story. Like really no action other than Logan and Silver together. There was potential in what I read but not enough to make me jump for joy and rush to read the next book in this series.
30 Worst/funniest clichéd lines from
dating profiles
To a vampire slayer: Is that a stake in your pocket or are you just
pleased to see me?
Human seeks vampire: Must have a sparkling personality.
Vampire, social drinker, seeks adventurous mortal with type O neg blood
group.
You must be exhausted, because you’ve been running through my mind all
day.
Want to grab a bite?
Are you a witch, because I’m pretty sure I’m under your spell.
Man, you’re so hot, I’m burning up faster than I would in a midday sun.
Your coffin or mine?
Get your cloak, Dracula, you’ve pulled.
I’d love to take you to dinner… If you’re okay with being the main
course…
I have to say, you are looking fangtastic tonight.
You slay me in every possible sense.
I love your outfit. It would look even better on my bedroom floor.
If it wasn’t for the fangs, I’d think you were an angel sent from
heaven.
If I said you had a gorgeous undead body, would you hold it against me?
Smoking hot male vampire seeks special someone—mere mortals need not
apply.
Mortal woman seeks wealthy vampire man. Must live in a castle and travel
by horseback.
I can’t offer you sunshine, but I can offer you eternity.
Vampire seeks female companion for moonlit strolls. Must like bats.
Seeking a partner in crime. Literally. Immortals only.
Male Vampire seeking a special someone to share his life—or death
depending on how you look at it.
If anyone asks, we met in a bar.
She-vamp searching for her knight in shining armour… I turned this hot
dude from the round table a few centuries back and I haven’t heard from him
since.
No baggage here! My family died in the French Revolution so if you’re
down on mother-in-law’s I’m your guy (vampire).
I enjoy hanging out with my friends, particularly in bat form.
I’m a travel junkie. (If I don’t move on every 10-15 years people start
to notice I don’t age).
I’m an old-fashioned gent (156 years old) who knows how to treat a lady.
Though not on a full moon… obvs.
I don’t bite, unless you ask me to.
Thank goodness I heal fast, because you are too hot to handle.
I’ve heard women like bad boys… With my murderous past I’m just about as
bad as they come…
JULIET LYONS is a
paranormal romance author from the UK. She holds a degree in Spanish and Latin
American studies and works part-time in a local primary school where she spends
far too much time discussing Harry Potter. Since joining global storytelling
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a legion of fans from all over the world. When she is not writing, Juliet enjoys
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Excerpt
I freeze in terror. What a waste of Dad’s
money those self-defense classes turned out to be.
“Silver, it’s just me,” a lilting Irish
voice says at my ear, the hand dropping from my shoulder.
I turn around to find myself nose to nose
with my vampire from New Year’s Eve, his bright green eyes piercing mine.
I’m
struck by several conflicting emotions all at once—anger, relief, and in a tiny
measure—happiness. Anger wins out. On impulse, I slap him hard across the face, pointing with a white,
clenched hand to the garden I’ve just sprinted across.
“I thought I was about to be murdered,
asshole,” I hiss through my teeth. “I ripped my coat. My heels are ruined. All
because you thought it might be fun to follow me home.”
He smirks, nonplussed, sliding his hands
into the deep pockets of his navy pea coat. “I wasn’t following you,” he says,
eyes twinkling.
“Oh, that’s right,” I say, voice dripping
with sarcasm. “You were just walking me home again. Except this time from fifty
yards behind and without me knowing.”
Before he has a chance to reply, the
front door flies open and my landlady Vera emerges in a long, silky, oriental
dressing gown. She is wigless for once, a Pucci scarf twisted into a makeshift
turban covering her head. In her right hand, she holds a meat cleaver.
“Step away, you rapist bastard!” she
yells, holding the large knife shakily aloft.
I glare at the vampire, expecting him to
either throw his hands in the air or take a step backwards. Instead his brows
knit together and his mouth drops open. “Etta Marlow?” he asks, staring at her
as if she just walked on water.
The meat cleaver lowers a fraction.
“What’s it to you?” Vera demands, her voice losing some of its previous menace.
I roll my eyes. Of course he remembers
her. He’s probably seen all her films.
“It is you!” he erupts, wagging a finger
in her direction. “You’re Etta Marlow! You played Susie De Sousa in Girl Uptown with Gregor Lane. I love
that movie.”
The meat cleaver drops, forgotten, to her
side as she pats her turban, eyelashes fluttering. “Fancy you recognizing me,”
she mutters happily.
“Excuse me, Vera,” I interject, “but
there’s still a potential rapist on your doorstep here.”
Vera looks back to the vampire, who
shakes his head, smiling. “A misunderstanding, Etta. I was making sure Silver
here made it home safely. She got the wrong end of the stick.”
Vera, or Etta as she was once known,
glances over at me. “Do you know this charming fellow, dear?”
I scowl at them both. “Well, yes, but— “
“Well then, you must come in, dear boy. I
could show you my Oscar, if you like?”
The Vampire looks as if he’s about to pee
himself with excitement. “You mean the one you got for Days Like These with Vic Stevens?”
She holds out a thin hand towards him,
gold bangles jangling on her wrist. “The very one, dear. Come, come in.”
I watch, stunned, as he takes her hand,
green eyes lit up in excitement.
Before stepping through the door, he
hangs back. “Ms. Marlow, I’m afraid it’s only courteous to let you know before
I enter that I’m not human. I’m a vampire.”
Vera’s tinkly laugh echoes around the
street like a bicycle bell. “Oh, you’re so sweet. Didn’t you know I’ve met
dozens of vampires? They’re two a penny in Hollywood, darling.”
Following her across the threshold, he
flashes the cockiest of grins. “Coming, Silver?”
My jaw drops in disgust. I’m tempted to
sulk off to my basement flat, but instead, I trail after them and slam the
door.
We follow Vera along an elegant gold and
cream hallway into her immaculate, monochrome front room. Even though I’ve been
here on numerous occasions, I’m always mesmerized by the sheer extravagance of
the place—buttery white leather sofas, cream fur rugs, one wall is painted
black and white to resemble piano keys. It should look tacky, but somehow, it
works.
“You two make yourselves at home whilst I
go and make myself presentable.” Vera says. “Then I’ll dig out that old Oscar
of mine.”
I know, of course, the Oscar will not
have to be ‘dug’ out of anywhere. It’s always on display in the den, alongside
her film stills and other memorabilia.
“I didn’t catch your name,” she croons to
the vampire before she leaves.
He puts a hand on his chest. “Forgive me,
I should have introduced myself. Between the meat cleaver threat and getting
slapped by Silver here, I seem to have forgotten my manners. I’m Logan. Logan
Byrne.”
For strange and unfathomable reasons, my
stomach flips. Logan. It suits him.
“Charming,” Vera says. “Don’t you go
anywhere, Mr. Byrne.”
As soon as Vera disappears from the room,
Logan collapses into one of the white leather arm chairs and puts his crossed
feet onto the cut glass coffee table.
I’m still standing, one brow arched, arms
folded across my chest. “So, Logan,”
I hiss. “What the hell is this?”
He grins, dimples putting in their first
appearance of the night as he gazes up at me. “Did anyone ever tell you, you’re
particularly beautiful when you’re angry?”
“Oh, cut the crap,” I say, ignoring the hot flush climbing my neck. “Why
did you follow me?”
“Like I told Etta, I wanted to make sure
you got home safely, that’s all. Though I’m a little confused as to why you
have three houses.” He holds up fingers to count. “The one I left you at on New
Year’s, the one Nathaniel dropped you at, and now this—cohabiting with an aged
1940’s screen siren.”
“It’s none of your business,” I say, chin
in the air. “And anyway, how do you know Nathaniel?”
He shrugs. “I know most of the vampires
in London.”
I humpth. “I bet you do.”
In the blink of an eye, he is towering
over me, face inches from mine. I inhale his clean, masculine scent like a
drowning person coming up for air, and as he leans closer, I find myself
gravitating towards him—a flower reaching for sunlight.
He pulls the collar of my coat aside and
peers into the gap. As his fingers brush my jaw, an uncontrollable shiver zings
through me. I disguise it by stepping out of reach and batting his hand away.
“He did a messy job on your neck,” he
says, in a low voice.
“What’s it to you?” I snap.
Before I realize what’s happening, he
closes the gap between us. One hand cupping my cheek, he bends over, lips
brushing the place Nathaniel bit me, tongue gently swiping the puncture holes.
“That should stop the bleeding,” he says,
pulling away. “But you’ll still have a bruise in the morning.”
I rub my neck and look at my fingers. No
blood. “So, you can heal wounds? Just another of your unique skills along with
beating up drunk men and following young women home for kicks?”
He sinks back into the armchair. “You’re
a sexy girl, Silver. I’m glad we’ve met again.”
I snort incredulously, trying, without
success, to forget the warmth of his hand on my face. “Well, you certainly made
sure we did.”
“And of course,” he continues, pretending
to examine a photo on the coffee table. “I’m hugely flattered I’ve managed to turn your head towards my kind.”
“You didn’t turn anything,” I say tartly.
He cocks a brow, gaze burning through my clothes like a laser. I feel a
sharp twitch between my legs, as though he’s controlling my private areas by
some invisible string. “Are you sure about that?”
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