Book Review: Slick Hotdogs

 

Hi, I’m Cherry, and I love meat. Oscar Sausagefield and his Dad, Nathan, aren’t just tied as the hottest guy in the house; they’re the forbidden meat that I’ve been craving. I ache to wrap my buns around their sizzling bratwursts. I know they want to feed me their foot-long and slather me with their mayo.

When I’m dripping down my thighs, no one is safe from playtime. Not even Mom’s side sausage.

Everyone else thinks they’re in control, but soon, they will all find out that I’m the real wiener in this family!

My Review

Do you cringe when you hear the word "moist"? How about "starfish"? These are just a few of the "tame" words used. Well, "starfish" can be found in this book. If you read Moist Kitties, then, here is your next book in this collection.

If after you read this book, you find yourself saying, WTF!! That is the right reaction that Emily wants from you. You might be saying, no author wants you to "hate" on their book. In this case, that is the truth. This novella is meant to not be taken seriously. 

So, what are you waiting for? If you want to be turned off by hotdogs and all the condiments that go with it, then, this novella is for you.

Warning: Don't drink or eat anything while reading this book. All items will become a choking hazard!

This is an intentionally cringy April Fool’s erotica. It may not have trauma, but reader’s discretion is HIGHLY advised. This is horrific.