Book Review: Moist Kitties

 

Hi, I am Tiffany, and I am a cumdumpster… Not really, but I want to be. I cream myself every night thinking about stepdaddy and his magical lovesicle. He pretends that he doesn’t hear me whining his name, but I know. I know that every time he spurts his seed, it’s me that he is thinking of. Eventually, I decide that enough is enough. I am joining him in the shower and showing him just how much his pookie loves him. He won’t be able to resist me when I’m begging.

This is an intentionally cringy April Fool’s erotica. It may not have trauma, but reader’s discretion is HIGHLY advised. This is horrific.


My Review

OMG. This book is the most cringe worthy book. It will definitely turn you off and give you the "icks". Yet, at the same time it will have you laughing. I know I was howling with laughter. 

Emily warns you that you will "hate" this book and that is ok. If you do, then she has done her job. 

Every "ick" word that you would imagine can be found in this novella. There are some that you might never have heard of thought of. After you finish this novella, you will have a new list of words that you will wish you never knew existed. You will also want to take a shower to get clean. This novella is going to be stuck in my head (good and bad).

The FMC, Tiffany, has one of the worst nicknames "Pookie". You got to give it to Emily as she wrote a story that is unforgettable. It will be one that you will recommend. 


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