Book Review: Slaughter Park

 



Tropes:

Bodyguard
Age gap
Serial unaliver x cam-girl
Grumpy x sunshine
Forced proximity
One bed
Banter
Dark humor

Ride at your own risk…

Aven
Get in. Get paid. Get the hell out. That’s the plan. Scotland’s rolling hills are calling me home, and this job is just another stop along the way.

But being her bodyguard is harder than expected. Keeping tabs on a fiercely independent lass who refuses to follow the rules? Nearly impossible.

Then my cold, blackened heart starts to thaw as I watch her dirty little shows. She’s maddening, bratty, and curvy in all the right ways. Ach, what am I doing? And what happens when my compass home begins pointing toward her instead?

Quinn

Men want one thing, and I’m prepared to give it to them. I’m a cam girl, after all. That’s how I’ve managed to pick up a stalker.

Enter my bodyguard. When the handsome Scottish grump breezes into my life, he turns it upside down. Now I’m exploring new hobbies and new relationships.

But my stalker lingers in the shadows. I’ll have to navigate love and lust while trusting my new friends to keep me safe. Danger lurks just around the corner, but so does the answer to my question: What happened to my mother?

Slaughter Park is book four in the best selling dark romantic comedy series taking over the TikTok charts. Like all the Slaycation series books, expect banter, dark humor, and a romance that will take your breath away.

Buckle up for intense thrills and kills, and get ready to read it now!

Although this dark rom-com is "DIET" Lauren Biel, it still has adult themes. Full list of content warnings on my website. Please read responsibly!


My Review

This newest addition to this series is amazing. All of my favorite characters are indulging in everything that Jim and his amusement park have to offer. The rides are killer and beware the popcorn eating contest as it is to die for! 

It is a good thing that Chef Maurice was not in charge of all of the amusement park food. He ruins food like Lauren ruins food for readers! I see you sneaking in the word "pineapple" or maybe I should give credit to Bennett for that one. Bahaha. This is my reaction to Quinn calling Ice Pick "Ice Pack". 

Aven can protect me anytime. Not going to give anything away but I will say that when Aven was wearing a certain outfit that in my head the image was not sexy. If anything, I pictured the people wearing a green bodysuit so that they could blend into the green screen for movies. LOL. 

Make sure to purchase your ticket to this roller coaster, killer good time with this book!

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