Book Review: Pounded by Produce

 

A tale of veggies tempted to break their vows.

Fleeing a tumultuous past, Emily finds refuge at a kitchen job in a quiet countryside parish.

Robert and Laurent are two best friends with a bond that has crossed lines throughout their history, but now walk the straight and narrow, giving their lives to their parish as priests.

One magical night under the harvest moon, Robert and Laurent experience a bizarre They wake up as a tomato and cucumber.

Emily brings these ripe and juicy vegetables into the kitchen, but instead of preparing a meal, she uses them for other, more pressing needs. Emily awakens something in the priests, who, from then on, spend their days as humans and their nights in their vegetable forms.

The three find themself in a steamy entanglement, unable to deny their primal desires. Will they fight their urges or break their vows and alter the course of their lives forever?

From the best-selling author of Get In My Swamp comes a veggie love story filled with angst and lust.


My Review

If you read Why Cheese by Ellen Mint, you are going to want to check out this book. You will not look at a tomato and cucumber the same way again after this book. Who knew tomatoes could be very useful. In the case of this book, it is ok to play with your vegetables!

I thought things were already heating up with Robert and Laurent both being priests. Yet, I was wrong. Things really got very interesting and steamy when Robert, Laurent, and Emily were all together. Robert and Laurent could not be more different. Laurent is the lighthearted and jovial one, whereas Robert is the serious one. Yet, they are ying and yang. 

That first scene where the transformation happened to the two men and Emily used them for her own personal use was funny and steamy.

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