Audiobook Review: The Screwed Up Narrator

 

This book is very, very funny unless you are one of the authors whose manuscripts he ruined for his warped sense of amusement. It is like watching an opera singer whose trousers fall down in front of the audience. It is a bundle of laughs.

After being hit on the head by his wife's lover, Jay Jackson changed the plots of the books he narrated to incriminate his attacker for humorous revenge.

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"He is mad and should be put in a straightjacket." (His wife's lover.)

"He exposed me and put my privates out in public." (His wife.)

"He sounds best when he has laryngitis." (His mother.)

"He really xxxxed up my xxxxing book when the little xxxx changed the xxxxing ending." (Archbishop Archie Archibald, author of 'How to Forgive'.)

Earlier in his life, after being the star of a horror film, his wedding video, he then became a failed actor. He once laid an actress on the red carpet, no sorry, he laid a red carpet for an actress in her house but got into trouble when he asked her if she wanted her under-felt.

Having not made the big, or even the small time, he became a voice actor, a narrator.

He had some success with that until that fateful day when he was struck on the head with his wife's lover's weapon. After that he decided that he would change the stories he had been given to narrate into something that he found more entertaining for his warped, twisted and dented mind.

So this is the tale of a man who needed to change his life, his wife and the literary works of authors good and bad.

My Review: 

Bahaha. That is my first thought after listening to this audiobook! OMG, this book is so hilarious. It is just what I needed as a break between my other books. The narrator's wife worried that he might be "cheating" but in reality, she had nothing to worry about. It is the authors that should be worried. 

This narrator infuses his own twists on the stories that he narrates. So, beware if your story is "boring" or needs better descriptions or even grammar, this narrator will become your "ghost writer". 

This is the type of book that you need in your life. It will brighten your day. So run now and download the audiobook. A delight for your ears!