Crazy Cupid Love + Giveaway
Crazy Cupid Love
By Amanda Heger
Publication date: 1/29/19
"'Percy Jackson for Romance fans.' Delightful."―RT Book Reviews Forewords
When a single arrow inspires romance, can you really trust happily ever after? In this magical rom-com, the descendants of Greek mythology must learn to live and love in a mundane world where
Aphrodite's blessing can sure feel like a real pain in the quiver.
Eliza Herman (a.k.a. The World's Worst Cupid) has spent her entire life carefully avoiding her calling as a Descendant of Eros. After all, happily-ever-afters are
nothing but a myth. But when a family crisis requires her to fill in at the local Cupid-for-hire shop, Eliza finds herself enchanting couples under the watchful eye of her assigned mentor, Jake Sanders...the one man she could never get out of her head.
Before long, Eliza is rethinking her stance on romance―until things start going terribly wrong with her enchantments. Now Eliza and Jake must fight to unravel a conspiracy that could destroy thousands
of relationships, including their own...and spell the end of Love itself.
No pressure, right?
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Author Bio: Amanda Heger is a writer, attorney, and bookworm. She lives in the Baltimore with her unruly rescue dogs
and a husband who encourages her delusions of grandeur. She strongly believes Amy Poehler is her soul mate, and one of her life goals is to adopt a pig and name it Ron Swineson.
Eliza jumped, cracking her head on the steering wheel. Son of a...She grasped for the seat belt while her brain tried to place the man peering down at her from the passenger-side window.
"Hello?" he said.
No.
Not just a man. An underwear-model-worthy man with the perfect amount of five-o'-clock shadow and cheekbones that could cut diamonds. A navy tie hung loosely around his neck, and the top button of his shirt lay open, practically daring her to look away from the tan skin at the base of his throat.
It was the worst thing Eliza has ever seen.
TURN BACK NOW. ABANDON SHI. THIS WAY LIES MADNESS. Her mind screeched its usual guidelines that she followed at all times. Number one on that list? Stay away from hot guys.
On a good day. her clumsiness hit a six on the Richter scale. Add the fumbling, sweaty awkwardness of attraction to the ix, and Eliza became a walking catastrophe.
"Eliza?"
"Do I know..." She narrowed her eyes. There was a familiar seriousness in is gaze. Something nostalgic about the way he dug his hands into his pockets. Somethin..."Jake?"
Eliza shoved open the car door and tried to push all the dirty thoughts she'd just had from her mind as she steeped out into the driveway. "Jake Sanders? I thought you were in Peru or something."
"Brazil."
"Brazil then. What are you doing here?" She tried to smooth her hair. When that failed, she tried to notice how mind-bendingly attractive her childhood best friend had become. They'd known each other since elementary school, when - as the only three school-age Cupids in town -Jake, Eliza, and Elijah had been enrolled in PSC (Public School Cupiding) classes together. Every Wednesday night, they'd sit in a classroom for two hours, drinking juice boxes and learning about the history of Cupids. On the weekends, Jake would come to her house, where they would conduct elaborate reenactments of the War of the Titans from the tree house in Eliza's backyard.
Excerpt 2
Eliza jumped, cracking her head on the steering wheel. Son of a...She grasped for the seat belt while her brain tried to place the man peering down at her from the passenger-side window.
"Hello?" he said.
No.
Not just a man. An underwear-model-worthy man with the perfect amount of five-o'-clock shadow and cheekbones that could cut diamonds. A navy tie hung loosely around his neck, and the top button of his shirt lay open, practically daring her to look away from the tan skin at the base of his throat.
It was the worst thing Eliza has ever seen.
TURN BACK NOW. ABANDON SHI. THIS WAY LIES MADNESS. Her mind screeched its usual guidelines that she followed at all times. Number one on that list? Stay away from hot guys.
On a good day. her clumsiness hit a six on the Richter scale. Add the fumbling, sweaty awkwardness of attraction to the ix, and Eliza became a walking catastrophe.
"Eliza?"
"Do I know..." She narrowed her eyes. There was a familiar seriousness in is gaze. Something nostalgic about the way he dug his hands into his pockets. Somethin..."Jake?"
Eliza shoved open the car door and tried to push all the dirty thoughts she'd just had from her mind as she steeped out into the driveway. "Jake Sanders? I thought you were in Peru or something."
"Brazil."
"Brazil then. What are you doing here?" She tried to smooth her hair. When that failed, she tried to notice how mind-bendingly attractive her childhood best friend had become. They'd known each other since elementary school, when - as the only three school-age Cupids in town -Jake, Eliza, and Elijah had been enrolled in PSC (Public School Cupiding) classes together. Every Wednesday night, they'd sit in a classroom for two hours, drinking juice boxes and learning about the history of Cupids. On the weekends, Jake would come to her house, where they would conduct elaborate reenactments of the War of the Titans from the tree house in Eliza's backyard.
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